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 Number One:

Should anyone happen to be secretly in love with me, or know someone who is, that man's chances of winning me over are greatly improved by following these simple directions:
  1. Buy me flowers.  For no reason.  BUT (and this is a big but), do not buy me roses.  Pretty much ever, even for Valentine's Day or if you screw up.  Do something more creative!  Like sunflowers.  Or zinnias.  Or mums.  Or peonies.  Or poppies.  Roses are cliche and can be picked up with no thought from anywhere.  They simply are not impressive.  Do something impressive.
  2. Do something creative with one of these two songs: Fade Into You by Mazzy Star or Crazy by Aerosmith.  These are my two favorite romantic songs ever.  A word of advice: do not branch out and attempt to use another romantic song.  I think 99.99999% of love songs are cheesy and I will cringe.  If you think you're smooth enough... go ahead.  But the going will be TOUGH.
  3. Buy me something sweet from this Etsy store.  I love practically everything in it.

Number Two:

This is my list.  My Before I Die list, I suppose.  I dunno, just my list.
  1. Learn to pick a lock
  2. Learn to hotwire a car
  3. Learn to kayak
  4. Spend an anonymous summer in a foreign country
More to come soon.

Also, I can't stop listening to That's Not My Name and Great DJ by The Ting Tings and it's a little embarrassing.